2024 Movie Ranking so far (December edition)
Seen some … let me short-review some 🙂 ans then list them neatly.
SALEM’S LOT: strong one. I really liked this and had enough nudges to the original setting/zeitgeist to make this feel both old ánd new!
CANARY BLACK: solid action movie, but lacking a good story.
VENOM 3: it is like Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill but then supernaturally charged. And it still works! Adding a few extra wickedly cool venom-ites and even a venomized horse and fish, and you got me hooked!
AFRAID: yeah… another “AI gone rogue” kinda story. But it has a good turbulence throughout the sit-in and works towards a solid, yet freightening, ending.
MEGALOPOLIS: no. Skip it. Period
ARMOR: well it IS a Stallone-movie. But it feels like those later Bruce Willis movies, where it is more a prop then anything else. Tad too many plotholes or just stupid writing, does not help.
THE FIX: a really doozy even though some plotholes are present. The transformation into a “new human race” is just tasty and tastes like more!
DEAR SANTA (Satan): no. Just no. Jack Black sets a funny motion, but all in all this is just Hallmark-movie story and that is just weak!
RED ONE: was expecting to hate it but ended up loving it. Pratt is a cool anti-hero, Rock is a fun “do I look human?” and JK Simmons basically is a personal hero by now. Also digged the story and LOVED they added the bro and the bitch 🙂
HERE: a Tom Hanks movie, but not per se. I like the setting cause only one camera-poistion and it is fixed. The camera sits in the living room of a house where generation after generations lives, loves, hates, dies and whatnot.
My LIST 🙂 from ‘best’ to ‘never mind’
Alien Romulus
Dune, Part II
Godzilla X Kong
Despicable Me 4
Deadpool & Wolverine
Poor Things
Twisters
Hellboy: The Crooked Man
Joker: Folie A Deux
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Kingdom Of The Planet of the Apes
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Bad Boys Ride Or Die
Rebel Ridge
Challengers
Road House 2024
Boy Kills World
Venom 3: till death do us part
Trap
Fall Guy
Jackpot
Argylle
The Killer
The Idea of You
Abigail
The Wild Robot
Red One
The Fix
IF
The Union
Atlas
Mars Express
Beekeeper
Old Dads
Salem’s Lot 2024
Here
Afraid
The Instigators
Night Swim
Sting
Bob Marley One Love
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Arthur The King
Civil War
Rebel Moon 1+2
No Way Up
Damsel
Hit Man
Greedy People
The Killer’s Game
My Spy: The Eternal City
The Watchers
Wolfs
Lisa Frankenstein
Canary Black
I.S.S.
Trigger Warning
This Is Me… Now: A Love Story
The Code, part II
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.
Madame Web
Chief of Station
Bricklayer
Armor
Subservience
Aquaman #2
Till Death Do Us Part
Borderlands
The Crow 2024
Megalopolis
Dear Santa/Satan
Also: Stuff above the first *** is “must see” and stuff below the lowest ****** should be avoided at all costs or at least/best can be missed easily.
About the Author
Richard Boom Richard is the driving force behind Comics for Sinners. His love and admiration for female comic book characters is virtually unparalleled, which immediately explains his biggest 'sin': his Hot Mummy fetish. This sketchbook theme is philogynistic in nature and even the source of his WIP comic book series "The Sisterhood".
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